SPACE HIJACKERS UNDERCOVER AGENTS

APPLICATION FORM

Many have tried but only the elite get through, if you feel you have what it takes to get through and become one of our agents then this is you chance to prove it.

Please check the box if the answer is yes.

1 - Have you ever been deported for terrorist activities?

2 - Did your parents always tell you to calm down?

3 - Would you sleep with us to get in?

4 - Do you regularly run the wrong way up escalators?

5 - Are you a Police man/woman?

6 - Would you be willing to butcher your family for the cause?

7 - Are you an Undercover Police man/woman?

8 - Can you make decisions?

9 - Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred?

10 - Have you recently escaped from a high security prison?

11 - Do you like chocolate?

12 - Can you lie really really well?

13 - Did you lie in the last question?

13b - Was that a lie?

14 - Are you the managing director of a large Multinational company?

14b - If Yes, Would you bring it to its knees from within?

15 - Do you have any disguises?

16 - Have you ever smashed up a McDonalds?

17 - Do you presently or have you ever worked in the Square Mile (London)?

18 - Would you squeal to the Pigs?

19 - Can you keep a secret?

20 - If we had just blown up every building in the city, and we were wanted by every policeman, government agent and soldier in the country. Would you house us, feed us, clothe us and lie for us until everyone had forgotten all about it?

PLEASE WRITE A SHORT STATEMENT AS TO WHY YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD UNDERCOVER AGENT, NO LONGER THAN 100 WORDS.

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Please Note - the password you enter below is simply to confirm your application, if you are successful you will be sent a separate password to access the Space Hijackers site with.

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1 - Have you ever been deported for terrorist activities?
2 - Did your parents always tell you to calm down?
3 - Would you sleep with us to get in?
4 - Do you regularly run the wrong way up escalators?
5 - Are you a Police man/woman?
6 - Would you be willing to butcher your family for the cause?
7 - Are you an Undercover Police man/woman?
8 - Can you make decisions?
9 - Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred?
10 - Have you recently escaped from a high security prison?
11 - Do you like chocolate?
12 - Can you lie really really well?
13 - Did you lie in the last question?
13b - Was that a lie?
14 - Are you the managing director of a large Multinational company?
14b - If Yes, Would you bring it to its knees from within?
15 - Do you have any disguises?
16 - Have you ever smashed up a McDonalds?
17 - Do you presently or have you ever worked in the Square Mile (London)?
18 - Would you squeal to the Pigs?
19 - Can you keep a secret?
20 - If we had just blown up every building in the city, and we were wanted by every policeman, government agent and soldier in the country. Would you house us, feed us, clothe us and lie for us until everyone had forgotten all about it?