SUNDAY
Our work was done, and now it was time for a
little sight seeing and erm drinking.
Agent Undecided woke up to Greenman testing the damage to his leg by pulling
on his foot (perhaps not straight from most medical textbooks). It was decided,
that agent Undecided was off to Hospital. Leipziger Kamera’s organisational
skills shone through again and he and Greenman shot off.
The rest of us headed into town to see a “radio ballet”. This was
really interesting, with around 100 people listening to instructions broadcast
from a local community radio station. They would be asked to dance, balance
on one leg, walk backwards etc. Unfortunately being broadcast in German we couldn’t
really play along.
After this we went for a spot of food and beer with our hosts before sampling
the mulled wine at the Christmas market. Bristly Pioneer, Cupcake and Greenman
jumped in a taxi to pick up our injured agent from the hospital. Having learnt
that a two tonne car ploughing into him had only chipped his bone, he was ceremonially
renamed Agent Unbreakable!
We met the rest of the agents in a vegetarian restaurant near our HQ. Fantastic food was served and we were recorded for an interview for the radio station. Just as everyone was getting ready for a quiet night, agent Totty (also renamed agent Bez) decided to get the party started again. Oh Dear.
The next thing most remember is a haze. There was a crazy bar called agent X with the best barman in the world. A toilet that could only be reached via a cupboard with an antler for a handle. Dubious cigars, more Tequila, and god knows what else. I remember Greenman hogtied on a bed with a toy badger stuffed in his mouth. I remember a lot of flesh on show from both Greenman, Totty and Undecided. I remember beer after beer after beer. Somehow at about 7am I think I found my bed.
MONDAY
Somehow thanks only to God himself, the wonders of our German friends, and the soberness of agent Bicycle Girl we made it home. I think it’s going to take a while to recover.
THE END.