The Daily
Hijacker
Sun 10th September 2006
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ALSO IN TODAY'S PAPER:

SEX PISTOLS REFORM AGAIN
TORY MINISTER IN REGULAR SEX SHOCKER
US ADMIT'S GEORGE IS A LIZARD
England win the world cup

UK GOVERNMENT IN
100% SUPPORT SHOCKER
Recently the Government has come under attack for a lot of things, dissent amongst the populous is high and support for the war on terror is very low. As a direct result of our Government's foreign policy hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilian's have died, the price of oil has overtaken the price of human life and corporations have never had it so good.

The climate is changing, summers are hotter and global warming's effects are beginning to take their toll on the planet.

Terror!

Hospitals are closing whilst money is pumped into the war effort to protect us from terror.


Voting boxes have prooved popular with government supporters.

Signs like these have been appearing on road crossings in an attempt to reign in the ever questioning population.

Time for a PR offensive!

In order to tame the rebellious population a bit of social conditioning was needed. Force them to agree with you, and threaten them with terror if they don't!

"You are either with us or with the terrorists"
G Bush

Scattered around London we discovered a variety of road crossing boxes which had been converted into a 1984 style public voting scheme! The beauty of these machines being that there is only one button to press. Who needs choice when the government can make decisions for you?

Click here to show you support of our Government's war effort

A special set of boxes seem to have appeared within the zone covered by the government's controversial SOCPA law. The Serious Organised Crime and Policing Act, makes it illegal to protest within a mile of Parliament without a police issued permit.

Here the public were asked to confirm their support of the Government, with a warning that refusing to do so, may be noted by Big Brother.

 

In order to help the Government we have mocked up some templates so that you can aid out our ailing leaders.

Simply print out onto sticky labels and cut out. Our templates can be used to control the minds of the population in any town in the UK.

DOWNLOAD A PDF HERE