The Space Hijackers Tank
Every two years the ExCeL exhibition centre in East London plays host to DSEi, Europe's largest arms fair. Representatives from all of the major arms manufacturers pimp their wares to rogue states, impoverished nations and invading armies with the full support of the UK government. In fact the police firearms squad tried to raid the fair in 2005 only to be turned back by the government.
On the last two occasions we have attempted to infiltrate the fair, embarrass the dealers and cause a ruckus. In 2003, we caught the trains to the fair with the arms dealers. Suited up and looking business-like we pulled prosthetic limbs (arms) from our cases and attempted to sell them to the dealers. In 2005, worried about their obsession with phallic objects such as rockets we attempted to sell sex toys to the dealers to make up for their lack of "weapons capabilities". Generally however we are escorted out by the police.
This year we decided to take things up a notch or ten. We bought a tank,and attempted to drive it into the arms fair to sell it to the highest bidder, regardless of morals. Naturally the police were very interested in a bunch of anarchists with a tank, and all manner of chaos ensued. full report coming soon...
We now need your help, to pay off the massive debts we ran up getting two tanks on the road.